ATTENTION! You have been caught by the Happy Police!
You are now surrounded! Put your cheeks up and surrender your frown!
We are not afraid to use our endorhphins!

You were spotted today,25th August 2008 with a teary eye,
and countless acts on Emo-ing and not smiling.

Our 'Unhappy Detector' is able to penetrate through your pseudo image,
All attempts are to be given up in the name of Happy Law!

I, hereby sentence you to a lifetime of smiling,
laughing at cheap thrills
and intenstive counselling by our familiar neighbourhood counseller.

I am sure she will be delighted to help you.

Court Dimissed!

*boing*boing